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SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm, #130931
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm, #130919
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm, #130917
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am, #130916
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm, #130785
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm, #130719
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm, #130717
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am, #130598
Full of win, this is


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm, #150754
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm, #149551
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm, #149348
Excellent, again!


FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.


TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am, #109479
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am, #109358
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm, #78837
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am, #76618
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity g** homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm, #158959
I liked this one better.


TOOLS -


TAGS: two tools ***e lube pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

CaptJosh - February 3, 2011, 4:34 am, #211522
WD40 is a solvent. It dissolves rust, etc., to free hinges, etc. Then you have to wait for it to dry or wipe it off and apply a proper lubricant. Unless you use it for bike brake pads or other odd uses. And wow I'm pedantic late at night... *blink blink*
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:08 pm, #202545
Stops squeaks and leaks. 5 possums.


7UP -


TAGS: 7up sprite tool
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by Spangle

yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 10:42 am, #137543
Of course if your hung-over it's the frikin tears of god himself, dripping from the very heavens bringing you life giving refreshment. I prefer the sugar water named after fairies and wood-land nymphs.
Derek - November 17, 2009, 11:49 pm, #137477
That's right! Show your loyalty to the marketing campaign you've bought into. Go sugar water with the red-dot!


WHO EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? -


TAGS: cassette ***e pencil tool
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 1, 2011, 8:56 pm, #226319
And here I was feeling old about 8 tracks
Airman - December 1, 2011, 6:30 pm, #226317
it is a cassette ***e. The method of recording music and playing it in our cars and ***e players before CD's came along. Sometimes you needed the pencil tor turn the wheels. Yes, there was music before 1995
tellezs - December 1, 2011, 4:12 pm, #226308
What is that thing!?
CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:51 pm, #226268
Listening to mp3's that I made from my old cassette ***es compared to CD rips, it's no wonder that the lead singer of The Lone Rangers hated how they sound


THE IPAD - Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you


TAGS: you are a tool
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Zook

GFNeves - January 1, 2011, 7:34 pm, #208872
LOL. True. Good Job, man.
DominusDraco - October 20, 2010, 6:14 pm, #199175
To distracted to see the stampede?
DominusDraco - October 20, 2010, 6:14 pm, #199174
To distracted to see the stampede?


BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled


TAGS: bat nails arguments settle tools
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by RnR

Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm, #84112
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm, #73835
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am, #73781
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am, #211621
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am, #211604
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm, #198545
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am, #198529

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm, #198491

very nice dude.


SOME PEOPLE - Just need a sympathetic pat ...to the head ...with a hammer.




I'M A NONCONFORMIST - just like ALL my friends


TAGS: tool
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Zook



DADDY'S SURVIVAL CREDIT CARD - A perfect tool for the real men!




Plumber's Crack -


TAGS: power tools plumber crack
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 8, 2015, 5:21 pm, #260303
Thanks, guys!
MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:13 pm, #260299
Yo jesus...bend over. 5 baha L's
concern3 - March 7, 2015, 5:28 pm, #260274
A 5er


YOUR FATHER MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE THE HANDYMAN - because you are such a tool


TAGS: tools
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Zook



BRIDGING THE GAP -


TAGS: tools materials muddy water
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - March 16, 2011, 8:40 pm, #214453
Excellence.
Faceplant31 - March 16, 2011, 1:48 pm, #214405
Am5ome Space!


INSPIRATION - ...and suddenly Fernando knew how to quadruple the seating capacity at the White Swallow Bar.




SHOWING OFF -




GORILLAS -


TAGS: gorilla adaption tools
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 5:06 am, #208402
You should have just posted this to Ph**ochopped........2L


TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by thewmas

BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm, #88388
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - I WANT AN UNLIMITED AMMO SUPPLY FOR THIS BIG BAD BOY, WHICH WOULD GO WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO...


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm, #170926
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am, #170888
ohh, a silent but deadly a** muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am, #170887
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your b***, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am, #170886
And you will cary it in your pocket?


EARN YOURSELF MONEY, POWER AND RESPECT! - ..and hope you get to use it before Chicken Little gets to say "I told you so"


TAGS: money power respect toolate chicken
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by BaQu82

BaQu82 - December 14, 2010, 8:24 am, #206842
Thank you, those are good points for attention grabbing. Instead of redoing the poster, I'll just agree with you and point my eyes forward and keep that in mind. Again: Thanks.
Donkasaurus - December 13, 2010, 8:50 pm, #206743
Claire is right, this is a good poster. Maybe "Earn yourself" as as a title, then seperate the rest in to two lines. first submission I've seen from you so it's definitely a nice start. Still indecisive on my vote
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:44 pm, #206741
Good, but the top line could be reduced.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 8:30 pm, #206732

new contributor....nice one dude.


BRANDED TOO -


TAGS: vice grip tool use
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Greeny

justme - May 23, 2011, 2:02 pm, #218951
its true as h*** XD seriously i know...
Cloudchaser - May 23, 2011, 9:37 am, #218941
Haha, WIN!
AgentNoir - May 23, 2011, 8:46 am, #218940
That would be "VISE," not "vice." Unless you're doing something REALLY k**** with them.


EDITING - mixing your favorites since...??????


TAGS: anime tool
Rating: 1.1/5

More motifakes by kyle

Darren - September 13, 2009, 6:31 pm, #117340
Mixing TOOL with Anime?.....What is this world coming to. Not cool


TIMMY TOOL, MR M'S NEXT MINI MODIFICATION! -


TAGS: culos timmy mr m tool moron
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by culos

forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:31 pm, #205001
programming language M++ ??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:25 am, #204962

lol...sweet...they made a virus based on Mooooooo.


TOOLS - Hmmmm...this 1/2 inch rock not work! Must look in Tool Box - need Metric rock!


TAGS: tools used to be so simple
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 3:27 pm, #106084
That's a keeper! 5 metric lions. (which is equivalent to like 14 standard lions)


FAKING ALIEN PHOTOS - Because faking UFO photos is for the nerds.




how sad -


TAGS: peter o toole death realization
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 1:16 am, #251586
I thought he died years ago!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2013, 1:59 pm, #251578
Really? That wasn't Vincent Price?
EmilioDumphque - December 17, 2013, 1:44 pm, #251576
Recently as Priam, king of "Troy" (2004), Maurice in "Venus"(2006) and the voice of Anton Ego in "Ratatouille" (2007)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 1:35 pm, #251564
I know! How was I supposed to know? Or any of us for that matter? The only movie I remember him in was Lawrence of Arabia.
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:33 am, #251560
ME TOO!


If you know which one is the address bar -


TAGS: i hate toolbars bloody viruses
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

curlyrocks - June 15, 2013, 3:36 pm, #246630
I'm sure there's a tool bar somewhere that can help me with my grammar.
Vinxman - June 15, 2013, 9:06 am, #246619
If you know the difference between then and than, then it seems you're smarter than 90% of the Internet users.
Cannabal - June 9, 2013, 6:21 am, #246480
You see what happens, Larry! You see what happens when you don't check the little box during program installation!
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 4:34 am, #246445
Ho-oly crap!! Is that what you guys are dealing with??? Why? Are you masochists? Get a Mac, fer christ's sake!
curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 4:20 pm, #246430
I found that when dealing with a customer who I need to take to either a specific URL or to their router 9 times out of 10 I need to get them to use CTRL O. Apparently saying "the bar at the top" is confusing.
Silverheart - June 7, 2013, 1:31 pm, #246415
When installing software, and it asks if you want to install the free toolbar from whatever, just say no! All those toolbars, taking up screenspace, monitoring your online activity and slowing down your internet. Yikes.
MrStupidGir - June 7, 2013, 12:53 pm, #246410
if your browser looks like that don't b**** about internet being slow
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am, #246388
All those toolbars, and for what? To search something without going to the actual site? Get rid of those things!
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:05 am, #246384
The truth of this makes me sad, 5L


Right Tools -




Laurel & Hardy -




Honesty Lost -


TAGS: voting tools not pacifiers
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:37 am, #255617
Well, that is honestly a 5L from me! Nice greeny...as usual.


PRIORITIES MANAGEMENT ON THE BATTLEFIELD -




Men-A-Pause -




MINECRAFT - You've played for 300+ hours. Time to put that experience to good use.




LIVE LIFE ... FOR THE MOMENT -




EMERGENCY TOOL -




ASPHALT PRINCESS -




TOOLS -


TAGS: tools handcuffs greybeard
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:51 am, #160841
Sorry, i felt really strongly aboot that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:46 am, #160840
Puke Retch Blah......tr*** reference.......Ughh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 26, 2010, 12:45 am, #160839
Puke Retch Blah......tr*** reference.......Ughh
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:57 pm, #160817
M.A.L.T. Olympics. Eh? Eh?? >: )
CANADA - September 1, 2009, 12:33 pm, #113847
so why does one set have three cuff rings?
Derek - July 28, 2009, 10:32 pm, #101505
Olympic-sized jobs


RIGHT TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB -




Wine -


TAGS: power tools
Rating: 2.3/5

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TOOLS - Trying to look black makes you all the more white




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